Professor Doctor Mr Joseph Chikelue Obi

July 16, 2017

>THE ADVENTURES OF PROFESSOR OBI : CASE STUDY 1 : STUDENT A

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'Student A' was a STAR CANDIDATE , in His Final Year of Medical School , when He Accidentally Enjoyed an Utterly Amazing Avalanche of Rampant Romantic Escapades , with the Secret (Long Term) Girlfriend of One of His Top Clinical Professors.

Although the (Highly Accomplished) Faculty Professor was (Happily) Married with Lovely Kids , He Had (Hitherto) Seriously Depended on the Extremely Beautiful Girl for (Emergency) Moral (and General Sexual) Support.

Since the (No-Nonsense) Professor had Formerly Served as (Honourable) Dean of the Faculty of Medicine , (Distinguished) Provost of the College of Health Sciences , (Renowned) Chief of Surgery , Revered (University) Deputy Vice Chancellor and (Hallowed) National Medical Council Board Chairman ; He was Ultimately a Very (Very) Powerful (Political) Clinical Figure (Indeed).

All of a Sudden , the (Hitherto Highly Intelligent) Male Medical Student mysteriously started Failing ALL of His Assessments plus ALL of His Clinical Attachments , and ALL of His Medical School Exams.

His Poor Parents were Totally Distraught , since they had Already Mortgaged their Family Home , simply just to Put him through Medical School , and were (previously) Hoping that he would rapidly take over the Monthly (Bank Loan) Payments , as soon as He Graduated.

. . . But Worse Things were Still (Yet) to Come . . .

A Grand Meeting of Top Medical Doctors was Hastily Convened , and (in His Notable Absence) , it was Universally Decided that He was Not Fundamentally Suitable to Ethically Graduate as a Medical Doctor.

. . . So , (Without Notice) , They (Unceremoniously) Kicked Him Out of Medical School , (in Total Disgrace) ; only few months before He was due to Formally Graduate as a Medical Doctor . . .

. . . Of Course , the (Rightfully Expensive) Top Lawyers , Senior Barristers and Eminent Solicitors then swiftly moved in (En Masse) , Loudly Quoting (Almost) Every Plausible Legal Statute on the Planet on the Student's Behalf ; but No Court (or Tribunal) could ever Overturn his Rustication . . .

A Few Years Later , while he was working as a (Part-Time) Pizza Delivery Guy , the Former Medical Student kindly stopped to Help a Tall Black Man ; whose (Outrageously Temperamental) Vintage Mercedes Car had suddenly decided to Go on Strike . . .

The (Ex) Medical Student noticed a Few Healthcare Books in the Back of the Car and they both started Eagerly Chatting about General Health Topics ; until the Vehicle Recovery Services eventually arrived to Competently Tow the Classic Merc Automobile away , for Appropriate Mechanical Repairs.

After Exchanging Contact Details , the Pizza Delivery Guy went on his Way and the Tall Black Chap got a Taxi and Headed Off to his Pre-scheduled Appointment.

Throughout their Discussion , the Former Medical Student never ever even Mentioned Medical School at all : He simply presented Himself as someone with an Insatiable Interest in Current Healthcare Issues.

Eight Months Later , I received an Utterly Disturbing Phone Call from an Excruciatingly Anxious Woman ; who was obviously at the Very End of Her (Human) Tether.

Her Only Son had just Attempted to Kill Himself , and She urgently wanted Someone to (Intensely) Talk to Him.

She claimed to have (Miraculously) found my Business Card in one of His Old Pizza (Courier) Jackets , and (After a Rather Quick Internet Search) , was Extremely Curious as to why He would Secretly have my Professional Card in His Pocket.

It Later Emerged that Her Most Precious (and Only) Son had just been Discharged from Casualty (ER) , as Case of a Patient who was 'Crying for Help'.

. . . And Cry Out To Me (For Help) , He (Most Certainly) Did.

Apparently , Over the Previous 5 Years , His (Ageing) Parents had Unsuccessfully Tried to get Him into Every Medical Shool in the Country ; as a Final Year Student.

Every Time , At the Very Last Minute , His Nemesis (The Super Professor) would Brutally Sabotage Everything , and (Decisively) Block His Efforts.

His Parents were Now Destitute (because of Him) , and that was why He sometimes (Half-Heartedly) wanted to End It All.

When He had Finished , I Reciprocally Told Him about My Very Own Life Story.

At the End of the Talk , He Firmly Realized that there was Still a Glimmer of Hope , Somewhere Out There ; for Him.

I Constantly Mentored Him , over the Phone , for the Next 3 Months.

After That , I frequently sent Him a Few (Current) Medical Books Every (Blessed) Week , to gradually get Him back on Track.

When the Time was (Absolutely) Right , I Comprehensively Assessed His (Professional) Clinical Skills ; and then (Carefully) Gave Him (and His Parents) Some Very Bad News (Indeed).

The Bad News was that I , the Amazing Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , had Woefully (and Spectacularly) Failed to find any Accredited Medical School on Earth which was Unreservedly Prepared to Accept Him Back into their Final (Graduating) Year.

BUT I DID , HOWEVER , (PATHETICALLY) MANAGE TO CRAFTILY CALL IN A FEW FAVOURS , from Some (Long Lost) Friends of Mine ; who were Perfectly (and Gallantly) Willing to IMMEDIATELY Accept Him directly into their Penultimate Clinical Year (Instead).

. . . HIS (LONG-SUFFERING) PARENTS ALMOST FAINTED (OUT OF JOYFUL DISBELIEF) . . .

. . . Today , He is a Fully Qualified (and Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor , who , sometime in the Year 2017 , (Proudly) Purchased a Tiny , Little , (Semi-Dilapidated) , Maisonette Apartment ; for His (Absolutely Fabulous) Parents . . .

. . . Alas , Sadly , The Pretty Young Girl , Above , Eventually Dumped the Top Medical Professor , plus All the Rest of Those who somehow happened to (Luckily) Find Themselves on Her Very Long List of (Utterly Besotted) Medical School Boyfriends.

She is now the Permanent 'Side-Piece' of a Very , Very , Wealthy Russian Oligarch . . .

. . . Unsurprisingly , The Emeritus Super Professor has Still Not Forgiven Me to Date ; and (Most Probably) Never (Ever) Will . . .

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE DEFINITION | COMMON QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS | DEFINITION OF ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE | 2O17

(A Very Simple Overview of the Big Definition of Alternative Medicine , which has been Universally Credited to Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi)

MAIN QUESTIONS

What is the Definition of Alternative Medicine ?

What is Alternative Medicine ?

How can Alternative Medicine be Defined ?

What is the General Definition of Alternative Medicine ?

What is the Best Definition of Alternative Medicine ?

What is the Most Accurate Definition of Alternative Medicine ?

What is the Modern Definition of Alternative Medicine ?

MAIN ANSWER

According to Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , Alternative Medicine , (AM) , is Outrageously Defined as being :

MAIN NOTES

Ever the Controversial (Political) Maverick , Prof Obi Sensationally Shocked the Online Clinical Fraternity by Quietly Publishing this Highly Explosive (November 2016) Alternative Medicine Definition on the (Highly Influential) LinkedIn Professional Social Network , rather than on his Public Google Plus Profile (which would have Globally Generated FAR Much More Publicity).

Sources Close to the (EMINENT) Top Black Politician are (currently) not commenting as to whether his Latest Move is to be seen as a Major (Retaliatory) Snub to the Whole Google Establishment ; after it Shockingly Emerged that (Certain) Google Staff in London (UK) had Secretly been induced to (Politically) Work Against Him.

For the Record , Dr Obi is a Fully Licensed International Medical Practitioner , (i.e a Duly Qualified Physician and Surgeon) , who currently Serves as Professor-in-Chief of the Alternative Medicine Campaign.

He can easily be contacted via either http://www.ClinicalAdvisers?.com , or through his Official LinkedIn Profile.

MAIN REFERENCES

Reference Link 1 : LinkedIn Article

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/alternative-medicine-big-definition-professor-obi

Reference Link 2 : LinkedIn Profile

https://www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor

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Name: Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Irish (Constituency) County : Cavan

Home (Constituency) Town : Ballyconnell

Political Nickname : Obi

Ancestry / Heritage / Ethnicity : Black (Ethnic Minority)

Political Party : Independent

(Polls / Bookies) Chances of Winning the Irish Presidency in 2025 : (Very) Very High.

Highest Political Office (to date) : The Most Excellent State Counsellor of Biafraland

Profession : Alternative Medicine Professor , Chief Wellness Officer of the Minor Ailments Project ; and EU (European Union) Medical Doctor (Fully Licensed to Practise in the Mediterranean).

Website : https://www.minor.ie

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Professor Doctor Obi , at his own time , will be issuing a Formal Response to a Fake News Article which was titled : " Banned Doctor claims to head College that does not exist ".

The Totally Untrue Media Article about Prof Dr Obi was (Allegedly) Written by an Allegedly Bribed , Allegedly Corrupt and Allegedly Racist Irish Independent Journalist ; and Unprofessionally Endorsed by an Equally (Allegedly) Bribed , Equally (Allegedly) Racist and Equally (Allegedly) Corrupt Cabal of (Allegedly) Xenophobic White Supremacist News Editors.

All that we truly now know about the (Shockingly) False Story is that a BRAVE BLACK DOCTOR (JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI) who has consistently helped those who have been unfairly suspended by the (Institutionally Racist) British General Medical Council (GMC) of the UK , over the years , has always lawfully set up a Legitimate Business as an Alternative Medicine Professor in Ireland ; and that he still (to date) lawfully owns the Statutory Irish Trademarks of the Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) and the Fellowship Designation thereof - FRCAM(Dublin).

Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , who the Racist Irish Independent News Paper claims bills himself as the Worlds Top Expert in Nutritional Immunomodulation (not Nutritional Immunomudulation) , still rightfully claims to be heading up the Royal College of Alternative Medicine , then based in Dublin , and which is still legitimately claims to be ethically operating Worldwide.

Utterly Shameless Journalism from the (Allegedly Racist) Irish Independent Newspaper (Media House) Group must never ever be allowed to (Wrecklessly) Flourish.

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi strongly re-affirms that We Exist , We Are Lawful , We Are Royal (in our very own Black Right) - and (that) We Do Not Need the Validation of Racist (White) News Editors.

Prof Obi will therefore relentlessly continue to aid Banned, Probed, Disgraced, Arrested, Suspended, Retired, Erased, Struck-Off and Shamed Medical Doctors or Students - irrespective of whatever range of Indelible Untruths are (Perpetually) Written about Him.

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