Professor Joseph Obi | Offical Title Update | Cardinal Provost-in-Chief | Dr Joseph Obi
1000001 (A Million and One) Amazing Aristocratic Titles of The Supreme High Quack , Professor Joseph Obi.
Title Of The Second ( Please Do Not Even Bother To Keep Track Of Them )
* The Most Excellent Joseph Chikelue Obi | Cardinal Provost-in-Chief
This Particular Title has been Sourced Directly from :
The Hallowed Scroll
Royal Borough of Quackingham ,
Postcode Q1 DUCK ,
Imperial Realm of the QuackoSphere .
* Kindly Always Remember that , (Under International Quack Law) , Professor Obi is Totally Compelled to have Graciously Used Every Single One of his Aforementioned 1000001 Titles ; (At Most) Every 1000001 Seconds.
*This Essentially Boils Down to an Accredited Recurring Rate of (At Least) : One Aristocratic Title Per Second.
. . . So Help Him God . . .