Quackademics | Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Agrees To Mediate In The 'Duck-gate' Scandal
His Lairdship , The Supreme High Quack , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has finally agreed to Grant Audience to the (Embattled) High Representative of the Worshipful Society of Quackademics (WSQ).
It will be recalled that the WSQ is currently in the midst of a highly unpalatable Duckgate Scandal ; as it is formally alleged that no less than 24 Battered Peking Ducklings were (scandalously) served (for Dinner) at one of their recent Quackademia Conferences.