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Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) | Advice

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Factor

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


The Supreme High Quack and Laird Chief Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has just unveiled the Winner of the Quack Factor Contest ; for the Official Athem of the International Court of Quackery.

The Winning Lyrics of the (Closely Fought) Competition were as follows:

. . . A Quack-Quack Here ; and a Quack-Quack There . . .

. . . Here a Quack , There a Quack , Everywhere a Quack-Quack . . .

QuackoSphere Etiquette | Obi | UberQuack | OverQuack | Supreme High Quack | Undisputed Quack of All Quacks . . .

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


QuackoSphere Etiquette | Obi | UberQuack | OverQuack | Supreme High Quack

In Official Court Matters (of the QuackoSphere) , Proper Ways to Address the Laird Chief Judge are as follows:

Either


His Eminence , The Great Laird UberQuack . . .

or

His Eminence , The Grand Royal OverQuack . . .

or (better still)

His Eminence, The Supreme High Quack (i.e , The Undisputed Quack of All Quacks) . . .


*Please Kindly Note that is Exceptionally Disrespectful to formally refer to Joseph Chikelue Obi as simply just 'Quack' ; since that is a much Lesser Title which was officially used when he Gallantly Clobbered the Living Dayights out of the QuackometerBlogOwnerAndy Lewis (plus his Tatty Little Hub of SkepticMinions) . . .

Quack Father

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi . . . is . . . the QuackFather . . .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | QuackoSphere

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has formally Granted Assent to General Public Usage of the term QuackoSphere.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackaholics Anonymous

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has formally agreed to serve as the Grand Political Patron of Quackaholics Anonymous.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackademia Conference 2015

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has Granted Assent to the holding of the 2015 International Quackademia Conference .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Pompous Campaign Medallion

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be appraising various Nominees for the Pompous Campaign Medallion (PCM)

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Fantasists Award

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has gleefuly decided to endow a Brand New Quack Fantasists Award .

Further details will be arriving shortly.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Fantasists Society

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will be (unashamedly) presiding over general proceedings at the (upcoming) Inaugural Regulatory Session of the Quack Fantasists Society (QFS).

Joseph Chikelue Obi | College of Quackery

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be considering various Applications for General Mediation concerning the New Intake of College of Quackery Enthusiasts

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medical Council

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be considering various Applications for Political Assistance concerning (Semi-Retired) Quack Medical Council Registrants .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack GMC Hearings

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be considering various Professional Regulatory Requests concerning (Fully) Retired Quack GMC Registrants .

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Doctor Rulings

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Professional Regulatory Rulings concerning a very long list of Highly Eminent Doctors of Clinical Quackery.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackademics

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Fundamental Lawful Opinions on the Current State of Global Quackademics.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackometerology

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Fundamental Rulings on the Current State of Quackometerology.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackometer

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be maikng various Public Comments on how he Decisively Pummelled the Quackometer Blog to a Lifeless Online Pulp , a few years ago.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackery

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Fundamental Rulings on the Present State of International Regulatory Quackery.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Medicine

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Fundamental Regulatory Rulings on the Current State of Evidence Based Quack Medicine.

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.

His Lairdship , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , will soon be delivering various Various Court Rulings concerning the ongoing epidemic of (Uber) Quack Politics.

Quackery

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently chaired a Meeting of the International Faculty of Obtuse Quackometerology . . .

Quack

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently chaired a Special Emergency Session of the International Uber-Quack Court . . .

QuackFather

The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology.


His Lairdship , Professor Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will forever be remembered as the Ultimate Formidable QuackFather of Alternative Medicine Politics . . .

Professor Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) | Advice