Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quack Factor
The QuackFather | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Alternative Medicine Strongman | Emeritus Visiting Professor of Evidence Based Quack Medicine | Doctor of Strategic Political Quackery | Laird Chief Judge of the International Court of Quackometerology . The Supreme High Quack and Laird Chief Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has just unveiled the Winner of the Quack Factor Contest ; for the Official Athem of the International Court of Quackery . The Winning Lyrics of the (Closely Fought) Competition were as follows: . . . A Quack-Quack Here ; and a Quack-Quack There . . . . . . Here a Quack , There a Quack , Everywhere a Quack-Quack . . .
